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[28 Mar 2005|08:20am] |
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we are in wisconsin heading to the west coast!! we are almost famous, i give it about oh 2 hours maybe, tops!
i think im the gasiest one in the band, and the hairest. but i guess that is why i am so sexy. some call me hairy beast which in greek is haite bubosa and that means to be so sexy and full of hair that women chase after you like a flock of geese when there is bread thrown on the grass. because geese get really hungry for bread.
mmm i think im going to go eat now
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| well well well ... |
[13 Mar 2005|05:36am] |
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update since ive been on tour:
1.i sprained my ankle and it healed.
2.ive gotten hotter. (if thats at all possible)
3.my hair has taken over my body officially.
4.i now sleep with dustin instead of clint, but its good because dustin has the biggest pee pee in the world.
5.i have to wear diapers because im so old that i poop in my pants.
6.i still pick my nose and eat my boogers when i want a snack.
7.my muscles have become enormous.
8.i turned into a popcicle one night, but then i got better because im so hot.
9.i became king of a small country that is now called BrianIrbsALot
10.i couldnt choose who i wanted to be my wife so i mail ordered one from the Netherlands, she'll be here tomorrow!
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| whoo hoo |
[25 Feb 2005|03:11am] |
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IM GOING ON TOUR TOMORROW!!!
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| ive had an epiphany |
[10 Feb 2005|05:20am] |
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 now i am smoking weed! |
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Marvin Gayes |
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ive decided that since i am so famous and i can do pretty much whatever i want, im going to have more than one wife!
im going to have as many as i can! so just sign your name up and i will consider you my wife! i dont care who you are just sign your name.
no guys please, unless your name rhymes with Clint!
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| la la la |
[09 Feb 2005|08:22am] |
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 look a fork is in my eye! |
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HELLO!! i am so famous now! everyone recognizes me when i walk down the street and girls are throwing themselves at me and giving me their numbers and giving me photos for free!
I AM AWESOME!
wow! i wonder if everyone else in the band is getting as much attention as i am!! probably NOT! what turds!
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| yo yo whats up?! |
[06 Feb 2005|03:23am] |
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 i like to bounce |
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well i got sick of all the red neck georgians so i made my way into california for a week to spend it with my favorite person!
now im back
my band rocks! and ian wears tight pants. my hair is big like ronald mcdonald.
did you miss me?? yeah so did i
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[19 Jan 2005|02:23am] |
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i too am sad that clay is leaving, i think i will go into depression.
yup that is what i'll do!
never showing my face in public again.
BYE!
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| im sorrrryyyyyy |
[15 Jan 2005|10:11am] |
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im sorry you guys! im just really bad at keeping in touch with friends, being in a band, working a lot, being apart of my family and trying to have a life all at once!
so heres an idea!!! JUST KEEP EMAILING ME NON STOP TILL MY MAIL BOX IS SO FULL ILL HAVE TO ANSWER YOU!! ((if not to tell you to stop than to say whats up!))
ok go!
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| alright alright alright! |
[12 Jan 2005|03:51am] |
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 nostalgic |
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what? |
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alright ........................................
what's up ya'll??
sorry ive been busy booking shows and stuff, so why dont ya'll just write me and tell what you've been up to?
AND IF I DEEM YOU WORTHY I SHALL CALL YOU BACK ....................
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| muahahahhaah |
[02 Jan 2005|02:16am] |
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flogging molly-i know ALL the words already!!! |
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I AM BACK!! AGAIN! IM GOING TO EAT YOUR PANTS AND KICK YOU IN THE DING DONG! AND IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A DING DONG ... THAN I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY ENORMOUS BICEPS!
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| ITS XMAS EVE!! |
[24 Dec 2004|04:26am] |
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sorry im bad at updating this!
to make up for it ill tell you a story:
one time we were filming for the sloppy show, there were a bunch of cows around. i picked up some cow patties and i threw them at the other guys. they were freaking out, but eventually they threw some back and we were covered in dung!
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| I AM HOME!! |
[12 Dec 2004|04:46am] |
just to let you know, i am home. it is fun.
i like raisins and peanuts
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| UTAH! |
[01 Dec 2004|10:19am] |
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it is so beautiful here! theres all these mountains and snow. but i dont like how cold it is. i have to cuddle reeeeeal close with the others guys to keep warm. i swear its only to keep warm!
best story ever:
i got up real early and went on a hike. i found a patch of sun and i laid in it to keep warm.
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| DAGNABBIT IM LEAVING |
[28 Nov 2004|08:48am] |
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no parking (OF COURSE!) |
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im leaving california and i am so sad. this is like my home away from home. i love everyone here except the terds. ya'll are so nice and fun to be with. i think ill write a song! i cant wait to come back out here and have fun conversation about poop and farts with the stones and jackie and kenzie.
jason had diaherria today. that was sick in a awesome sort of way. man in the stones hallway you can hear him in there from the living room!!!!!!!!!!
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| turkey gas |
[25 Nov 2004|02:59am] |
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 hungry |
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ITS THANKSGIVING!!
turkey gives me gas though. as well as mashed potatoes. and green beans. in fact everything gives me gas.
i feel bad for clint, i dont think he will want to sleep with me tonight!
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| My favorite |
[24 Nov 2004|09:44pm] |
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stinky |
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I like farting in public.
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| WELCOME TERDS! |
[22 Nov 2004|09:24am] |
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i went to CSUN that was fun. then i wrote a guitar part for No Parking maybe ill join there band, there awesome!! in fact yes, im going to quit my band right now!!!!
ok i wont. the end.
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